It's always a good day to get your mate drunk (Happy Birthday). And waking up to find your favourite F1 team is again, leading the race. McLaren is making a come back people!
Body clock is out again. Had been sleeping when the sun rises and waking up during the late afternoon. That's practically a day wasted.. And that happened 3 days in a row already. Heh, speak about post exam boredom.. Here are some random things I've seen and done during the past week.
Random stuff 1:
I've got the Download Festival Tickets already!!
Download festival is in 11 days' time! Cool shit..
Random stuff 2:
Was walking back from Meadowhall after Pirates of the Caribbean 3 because we missed the last tram 2 days ago and we saw this showroom with a cool moto.
Yeah man.. I don't think I can stand up right now..
Random stuff 3:
Saw this in the 24hr convenient store the other day.
Not only they were pigs, they are called faggots, and they are made by Mr Brain.. Heh.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Good day!
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Saturday, May 26, 2007
I'm not dead!
Yeah people! I'm not dead! Not just yet!
After 4 days of caffeine fueled, zombie like, mind torturing, brain toasting, nerve breaking exam days that evaporated a layer of my brain cells, I am back. Apologies to the week long absence due to last minute studies. Had been trying to stuff 5 months of engineering information into that tiny blob of gue namely my "brain" within that short period. Malaysian what.. 4 straight days of different papers. And they had just proudly announced the result release dates and exam retaking information few days before the paper. Their form of motivation I suppose. "Yam seng" to that. Next and last paper is a week later. 9 days to enjoy before the last paper and I'll be on my way back to home! Spiderman 3 anyone? I doubt it's worth it to watch that show in the cinemas here.
Now, there are a few things I've got to share with you guys out there. Here's a page to a webcam at the entrance of the famous Nurburgring.
Constant flow of traffic during the day and it refreshes itself every minute. For those who's got tonnes of work, this is sort of a stress reliever, a peek every few minutes wouldn't hurt.. Had been seeing a whole load of Porches tho, they're the ones that frequent the ring the most. But the most interesting vehicles I've seen were these:
An ambulance and a police/doctor car in the ring.. Why are they there? What were they doing there? Tuning maybe? After all, saving lives is important business. =P
PS: Click on the pictures for the link to the Ring's webcam.
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Thursday, May 17, 2007
730 bhp of pure orgasm. The Brabus SV12 S Biturbo
I just love the way Brabus presents their car. Literally every piece of the car works. The bodykits had been developed and tested with wind tunnels to provide better aerodynamics. Sadly the top speed is limited to 340km/h but heck, where do you think you're going? Mars?
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Drifting Ladies
To prove I'm not a sexist, here are some clips on a bunch of ladies drifting in the land of the rising sun..
They might not be the prettiest ladies out there but definitely among the coolest! Honestly, it's a huge bonus ain't it?
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Monday, May 14, 2007
Because Sunday is Ending in 10 mins
And nothing is close to complete..
Countdown:
4 Days to extinction
24 Days to freedom
26 Days to a festival that will not be forgotten forever
30 Days till the original Bah Kut Teh
30 Days till I get to see her in person
30 more days.. So near yet so far..
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Missing You..
It had been almost 6 months now since I've last seen you personally..
It had been hard on me. My heart bleeds at the thought of not being able to be with you most of the time for the next coming years. I hope you understand though I will not be by your side physically these few years, I am with you mentally. I know it is not enough, you deserve more than that but that's the best I can do now..
Parting every once in a year makes me want to hold you tighter, so tight and never let go. The thought of not being able to see you, not being able to hold you haunts me every night.. Have you got any idea how much I miss you?
3 months since the blog started and I've forgotten to introduce one of the most important individual to me. Meet my wife, people!
"as long as it is still moving, its fine".
First got it with a clogged radiator that caused the water pump to give way after a month or so and a bumpy ride as all four suspensions were out, and when I say out, I mean mudguard-scraping out. Yes, the tyres touches the mudguard upon EVERY turn. Tyres were bald too, and oh, not to forget the waves on the brake discs..
A/C failed due to lack of servicing, battery dead soon after, extractor's heatshield has a hole due to a crack on the extractor. Trunk leaking every time it rains, 3 out of 4 power windows weren't working, and water stains on every piece of glass you can find.
Why I chose to take over the car with all the problems you say? Because it is equipped with manual transmission.. Stupid some might say, but I'm not willing to lose that 15% of power to the auto transmission and the fun of gear shifting. Plus, it is an learning experience. You learn to love the car even more after all those trouble shootings. Nothing is perfect after all.
PS: Some minor mods were made, but those aren't worth mentioning.. Please be nice when you see me on the road. I'm slow.
Happy modding.
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Royal Joke
7 May 2007
Bush made fun of The Queen of England regarding her age in front of 7,000 people on the South Lawn of the White House, and millions of people on Earth during her visit to the US.
"After all you've dined with 10 US presidents. You've helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 - in 1976,"George W. Bush
9 May 2007
Queen makes a come back with a toast.
"I wonder whether I should start this toast by saying, 'When I was here in 1776.' "Queen Elizabeth II
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Carnage
Time? What time? I'm burying myself at the moment.
Feel like going on a carnage.
Kill a man, You're a murderer.
Kill many, You're are conqueror.
Kill them all, You're a God..Megadeth: Captive Honour
Countdown to extinction: 8 Days
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Sunday, May 06, 2007
Sweet, Dude!
Little Voon Shun Ying, born in 12.03.2007. (I'm writing this because there is a huge possibility of me forgetting the name again..) Took ages to catch the mother online. Almost 2 months old now. Extremely cute, I know. *wide grin*
This just in:
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A Laugh A Day Is Better Than Your Apple Anyday.
A Hindi/Tamil movie clip that looks like Michael Jackson's "The Thriller". The usual dancing around half the radius of the world and stuff. This one has got no coconut tree but it has subtitles in it!
Ahh.. Now I understand..
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
Laughter is the best medicine
These just cracked me up few minutes ago:
That's my brother's msn message. That little devil is 10 and he's got his own msn account. Talk about revolution.. Guess I had not been a really good brother after all. Hahahah. Note the wrong date too. *continues the moronic laugh*
Oh, and this too.
Move your vehicle missy, the pump will not move.
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Age
People get older. Time can not be set back. Nope, not even with quantum physics yet. The faulty image of "modern science can cure everything" had always been installed in my head. From reattaching fingers, to installing a mechanical heart. The cure for AIDS will arrive, its just a matter of time.
But that time period one's in, that time period one can live in, had not been thought of.. The aging effect of the human body had never struck me so hard. As time goes by, one's body will no longer regenerate their cells as rapidly as when they were young. One's heart can no longer take that load as the muscles grow weaker. One's ligaments tend to grow thinner by time. Joint problems, kidney failure, hearing disability, weaker eyesight will slowly haunt the body..
Never had it struck my mind that my parents are already in their 50's. The aging effects are slowly surfacing.. A fact that I'm forced to accept..
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Friday, May 04, 2007
Kill me. Seriously.
Case 1:
The Ferrari 456 GT. The car to be claimed the most powerful Ferrari (after the F40) during its time of production . The 456 x 12 cc petrol burning unit won the International Engine of The Year Award for 2 years is a 442bhp power plant. 0-100km/h in 5.1 sec. Last of its kind to have those Ferrari flip lights..
Land a car in a hand of a rich nutcase and this happens.
Location? Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia..
"Malaysia Boleh" man, seriously.
Money can't buy taste? Totally agreed.
Case 2:
NISMO Skyline GT-R Z-tune. NISMO's ultimate tuned GT-R. 500bhp and eats supercars for breakfast. Only 20 in the world. A car I'll drool upon anytime. A car I just have to look at before sleeping every night. .
Not this one..
Yet to spot the odds? This transvestite was previously a BMW 3 series coupe. Notice the wheel arches of the 3 series. The oddly done bonnet and front bumper. The stupid BMW rear bumpers. That nowhere-close-to-a-Skyline lines. And what's with those rims?
Be afraid, be very afraid..
These are proofs that the "Oysters & Clams" clan exists everywhere, anywhere..
Now punch that dude beside you what said it was a "Nice Skyline". Stab him if he said its a Z-tune.
Yam Seng people. Nightmares shall relief me from the pain tonight.
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